Slash Playground

This is America to me: getting an authentic-tasting gyro sandwich from my local deli that is run by Asians. Or getting Panda Express from my local store where all the cooks are Hispanic. When it comes to food, ethnicity is in the food, not the cook. I love America.
#eatalltheethnicfood

shinigami-irae:

Oh, this one is funny! Cuteness overload. Hungry? :D Art by やん.
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So cute!

shinigami-irae:

Oh, this one is funny! Cuteness overload. Hungry? :D Art by やん.

W パフェ | やん [pixiv] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45739407

So cute!

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

officialgarrusvakarian:

Unsure on someone’s pronouns? Use gender neutral titles like Commander, Warden, or Inquisitor.

melsnsfw:

Back in the swing of things! Thank you followers for staying faithful. Here, have some tentacle love. <3 ;x
//nsfw!!!//

Based on this story ((NSFW!!!))—> http://yaoifix.com/tentacles-free1.php

I love fan art! Especially for my own work! And this one is SO yummy!

melsnsfw:

Back in the swing of things! Thank you followers for staying faithful. Here, have some tentacle love. <3 ;x

//nsfw!!!//

Based on this story ((NSFW!!!))—> http://yaoifix.com/tentacles-free1.php

I love fan art! Especially for my own work! And this one is SO yummy!

thollukthcaptor:

alchemist-rising:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Dmitry Bronya.

SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO COOOL

let’s all take a moment to appreciate it was done around a scar at the top and the chain and platemail is cut where the scar is. gorgeous tattoo

This is the first tattoo I&#8217;ve ever seen that I might actually consider putting on myself. What beautiful work. This tattooist is a genius and an amazing artist.

thollukthcaptor:

alchemist-rising:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Dmitry Bronya.

SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO COOOL

let’s all take a moment to appreciate it was done around a scar at the top and the chain and platemail is cut where the scar is. gorgeous tattoo

This is the first tattoo I’ve ever seen that I might actually consider putting on myself. What beautiful work. This tattooist is a genius and an amazing artist.

A Hardy Boys Christmas Eve

I promised one of my fanfiction readers a one-shot about the Hardy Boys three years ago. I’m late, but I finally finished it!

If you’re familiar with my Hardy Boys fanfiction, this one falls in between The Ghost of Lovers Lane and The Case of the Celibate Students.

A Hardy Boys Christmas Eve

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I read an article

It discussed a recent study that found, among other things, that children raised by same sex couples tended to be more open-minded. So that must be the gay marriage agenda that anti-gay-marriage folks are trying to keep out of our public schools: a rampant outbreak of open-minded-ness. Must be terrifying to the only-my-beliefs-are-valid set.

wordslessspoken:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

Thank you. I haven’t laughed this hard in two days.

I support Gay Marriage because it’s good for straight women

I support Gay Marriage because it is beneficial to straight women. Here’s why:

The main supposedly non-religious argument against gay marriage is that it prevents the formation of stable family units that support the rearing of children. The latest argument presented to the Supreme Court is that marriage is a benefit provided by our goverment to encourage marriage between couples after an “accidental pregnancy”. Let’s be real. How often does an accidental pregnancy between two previously unmarried people result in a stable, happy marriage? Outside of a Hollywood movie, I’m going with almost never. So who benefits from this “accidental pregnancy”? Certainly not the woman, because many state legistratures are trying to make it impossible for her to end the unwanted pregnancy, forcing her to raise a child she may not be able to support. But these same legislatures are curtailing public assistance for child welfare, day-care and pre-school programs; forcing this unwilling mother into poverty, along with the child. So clearly, our governments aren’t doing anything to help after an “accidental pregnacy”. Being “allowed” to marry, on the theory that marriage will somehow make it all better, insults the institution of marriage as much as it does women. Maybe once we start allowing everyone to marry whomever they want, we’ll get over this fallacy that only one man and one woman together have some magical ability to raise healthy children, and start recognizing that a stable family unit, regardless of its composition, is built on love and that is what our governments should support.